Looking for a way to see the charming Cotswolds while getting a behind-the-scenes look at Jeremy Clarkson’s farming adventures? This guided mini-coach tour takes you through the highlights of Clarkson’s Farm, with visits to iconic filming spots, local eateries, and picturesque villages. It’s a mix of humor, scenery, and a bit of farm chaos, perfect for fans of the show or anyone curious about rural life in England.
What really draws us in about this experience is how it combines showbiz charm with authentic countryside. We love that it offers an intimate look at the filming locations, plus the chance to sample local brews. On the flip side, the tour’s four-hour duration and limited group size mean it’s quite a tight schedule—so if you’re looking for an in-depth, day-long deep dive, this might feel a bit rushed.
But for those wanting a lighthearted, scenic snapshot of Clarkson’s farm world in just a few hours, it’s hard to beat. This tour is especially suited for fans of the series, casual travelers who enjoy small-group experiences, and anyone keen to combine humor with classic Cotswolds vistas.
Key Points
- Authentic filming locations bring Jeremy Clarkson’s farm stories to life
- Small group size ensures a personalized experience
- Includes tastings and local bites for a genuine flavor of the area
- Accessible starting point at Moreton-in-Marsh Station makes logistics simple
- Four-hour duration offers a good overview without overcommitting
- Not suitable for children under 5, so plan accordingly
Discovering the Heart of Clarkson’s Farm
When we first looked into this tour, what caught our eye was how it promises to combine comedy, countryside scenery, and real farm life—all in a manageable four-hour window. Starting and ending at Moreton-in-Marsh Station makes it easy to fit into a broader trip around the Cotswolds. The small-group setting (max 16 people) ensures you’ll have a more personal, engaging experience compared to larger coach tours.
This experience doesn’t just focus on the laughs, though. You’ll visit actual filming locations, like Jeremy’s rival farm shop, and see the village where Gerald lives. According to reviews, passengers appreciated how “you get to see the real spots that made Clarkson’s farm so entertaining,” adding a layer of authenticity that you can’t get from just watching the show.
What You Can Expect from the Tour
The tour kicks off with a visit to Jeremys’ rival shop, the place where Jeremy was hit with a shock about pricing, leading to his eventual idea of opening Diddly Squat Farm Shop. It’s a fun stop, especially if you’ve watched the series—people love snapping photos of the signs and getting a sense of the farm’s real challenges and humor.
Next, you’ll head into the village where Gerald lives and see the village hall used for key scenes, as well as a stone wall built by Gerald himself. It’s a glimpse into local community life and the kind of effort that goes into farm stories. From here, the tour takes you to Diddly Squat Farm Shop itself. While you won’t be standing in the infamous queues, you’ll have time for photos, snacks, and maybe a peek at the signs that poke fun at the chaos of farm life.
A highlight for many visitors is the visit to Hawkstone Brewery, introduced in Season 2. You can sample Hawkstone lager and judge whether it’s better than water—something that fans will appreciate as a chance to step into Clarkson’s beer venture. The brewery has a relaxed vibe, and you’ll enjoy the chance to try local brews.
The itinerary also includes a scenic drive through Burford, often called the “Gateway to the Cotswolds,” which is perfect for a quick photo or just soaking in the medieval charm. The tour wraps up with visits to the flour mill—where Jeremy’s barley was milled— and the pub The Windrush Valley, where the team celebrated at the end of Season 4.
Finally, you’ll visit The Farmers Dog (formerly The Windmill), Jeremy’s newly renovated pub, set in beautiful countryside. If you’re feeling thirsty or just want to soak in the rural atmosphere, it’s a lovely spot for a quick drink and reflection.
The Experience: Pros and Cons
What really stands out in reviews is how well-organized and engaging the tour is. Passengers appreciated the way it balances showbiz insights with scenic beauty. One reviewer noted, “we loved the way the tour let us see the real farm while still having a good laugh.” And the inclusion of local food and beer adds a nice touch of authenticity.
However, the short duration (around 4 hours) means there’s limited time at each stop. Some found it a bit rushed, especially if they wanted to linger longer or explore more on their own. The tour’s focus is very much on the filming locations and the show’s humor, so if you’re expecting a deep dive into farming or countryside history, you might be disappointed.
The group size and start/end point at Moreton-in-Marsh make logistics straightforward, but it’s worth noting that the tour isn’t suitable for very young children—under 5 years old—as it’s a walking/standing experience with some vehicle time.
Is It Worth the Price?
Considering the inclusion of visits, tastings, and the personalized nature of the tour, many find it reasonably priced for what it offers. The value really comes down to how much you enjoy Clarkson’s humor and the charm of the Cotswolds. If a sense of connection to the show and a taste of local produce appeal, this tour is a solid pick.
More Great Tours NearbyWho Would Love This Tour?
This experience is perfect for Clarkson fans who want to see the farm locations up close, but it’s also suited to travelers who appreciate small-group tours with a relaxed pace. Nature lovers, food and drink enthusiasts, and those curious about rural life in England are likely to find it worthwhile. It’s less suited to those seeking an in-depth farming experience or a long day of sightseeing, but great for a fun, informative morning or afternoon.
Final Thoughts
All in all, the Clarkson’s Farm Tour offers a charming blend of humor, scenery, and real-life farm moments, making it a memorable part of your Cotswolds trip. It’s a well-organized way to peek behind the scenes of the hit series without a huge time commitment. If you enjoy funny stories, beautiful villages, and local brews, it’s likely to hit the spot.
The experience is best suited for those who want a light, engaging trip that combines showbiz, countryside beauty, and a few laughs. Just remember, it’s a quick snapshot—so if you’re after a deeper or more leisurely exploration, you might want to plan additional days in the area.
Cotswolds: Clarkson’s Farm Tour with Diddly Squat Visit
FAQ
Is the tour suitable for children?
Not under 5 years old. It’s more of a walking and vehicle-based experience that might be too much for very young children.
How long does the tour last?
Approximately four hours, from start to finish, including travel and stops.
Where does the tour start and end?
It begins and finishes at Moreton-in-Marsh Station, which makes it convenient for travelers staying in or passing through the area.
Can I cancel if my plans change?
Yes, you can cancel up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund, offering flexibility if your schedule shifts.
What should I bring?
Comfortable shoes, camera, snacks, and appropriate clothing for outdoor sightseeing. Food and drinks aren’t allowed in the vehicle.
Is the tour only for fans of Clarkson’s show?
While fans will get a lot out of the locations and humor, anyone interested in Cotswolds scenery or local food will also find it enjoyable.
Are the tastings included?
Yes, you can sample Hawkstone lager at the brewery, and there are snacks available at Diddly Squat Farm Shop.
If you’re after a light-hearted, scenic glimpse into Clarkson’s farm world with some local flavor, this tour offers a fun and manageable way to enjoy the Cotswolds with a bit of TV magic thrown in.
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