Curious Tales of the Royal Mile – Private Walking Tour

If you’re visiting Edinburgh and are intrigued by stories that are as strange as they are amusing, the Curious Tales of the Royal Mile tour might just be your perfect match. We haven’t taken this exact tour ourselves, but based on the glowing reviews and detailed itinerary, it’s clear that this experience offers a fascinating look at the city’s more unusual side.

What we love about this tour is how it combines history with storytelling—you’re not just listening to dry facts but hearing lively, often bizarre anecdotes that bring Edinburgh’s past to life. The second thing that stands out is the local guide’s warmth and knowledge. Moray Grigor seems to genuinely love sharing his city’s stories, making the experience both engaging and informative.

One thing to keep in mind is the cost—at around $130 for roughly 4 to 5 hours, it’s an investment. But considering the personalized nature of this private tour, it’s likely to be well worth it if you’re eager for a deep dive into Edinburgh’s odd tales.

This tour is well-suited for history buffs, curious travelers, and those who enjoy stories that are a little offbeat. It’s not specifically tailored for children, but families with older kids who love stories might find it just right.

Key Points

• Unique storytelling: The tour focuses on bizarre and amusing tales that you wouldn’t find in standard guidebooks.
• Local expertise: Led by Moray Grigor, a passionate Edinburgh native who has collected some of the city’s best stories since 1824.
• Flexible itinerary: It covers several iconic stops along the Royal Mile, including alleys and back courts, adding atmosphere and intrigue.
• Limited group size: As a private experience, it offers a more personalized, relaxed pace.
• Cost and duration: At just over $130 per person, it offers a good value for a 4-5 hour private walk, with the convenience of a mobile ticket.
• Historical details: From outlandish events to strange characters, the stories are both amusing and enlightening.

An In-Depth Look at the Tour Experience

Starting at Castlehill, just below Edinburgh Castle, the tour immediately immerses you in the city’s history—albeit through stories that are wildly more entertaining than standard history. You’ll hear about Bonnie ‘Dundee’s escape from Edinburgh, gang fights, and even water woes, making it clear that Edinburgh’s past is as colorful as its streets today.

The second stop takes you into the heart of the Old Town, where stories of rebellious pets, political couples, and even fake news come to life. Here, the anecdotes are as amusing as they are revealing of the city’s quirky character. Reviewers like Carole-L noted how their guide, Moray, was “so friendly and full of wonderful stories,” turning what could be a typical city walk into a lively storytelling session.

Moving into Advocate’s Close, you’ll encounter tales of would-be authors and mischievous little girls—stories that show a playful side of Edinburgh’s history. This alley is especially atmospheric and perfect for those who enjoy wandering narrow streets with stories to match.

St Giles’ Cathedral introduces a mix of grave tales—kings in debt, church altercations, and the resting place of a famous preacher. Here, the tour heightens the contrast between Edinburgh’s majestic architecture and its bizarre stories. It’s a good reminder that behind the grandeur, the city’s past is often more playful and peculiar than you’d expect.

Next, the narrative shifts to the Royal Mile itself, where a whole hour is dedicated to tales of riots, romantic drama, financial schemes, and rebellion—each story adding layers to what makes Edinburgh so uniquely captivating. This part is a highlight, with plenty of visual cues and local color to keep you engaged. Drew W appreciated that Moray moved at a pace that was accommodating and fun for the kids, making it clear this isn’t just a history lesson but a lively experience for all ages.

Finally, the Canongate Kirk offers stories about poets, royal favorites, and even eccentric economists—further building on the diverse tapestry of Edinburgh’s past characters. The final 25-minute stop leaves you with a sense of having uncovered the city’s hidden stories, rather than just its famous landmarks.

What Makes This Tour Stand Out?

The storytelling aspect is undoubtedly the core strength. With anecdotes collected since the early 19th century by Robert Chambers and other local sources, the stories feel authentic and well-researched. As Carole-L mentioned, Moray’s friendliness and enthusiasm made the stories come alive, making it feel like a personal tour rather than a scripted presentation.

The pacing and flexibility are also noteworthy. We loved the way the tour moves smoothly through different stops, allowing for moments of reflection and photos. The private nature means you can ask questions, linger a little longer at points of interest, and tailor the tour to your curiosity.

Pricing might seem high at first glance, but considering it’s a private, guided experience with in-depth storytelling, it’s a good deal for those who want a more personalized Edinburgh experience. The fact that small groups are the norm here adds to the sense of intimacy.

Accessibility and convenience are also worth noting—meeting just outside Castlehill and ending at Canongate Kirk means you’re well-connected to other parts of the city and public transport, making it easy to continue exploring afterward.

Who Should Consider This Tour?

This experience is ideal if you love stories that are off the beaten path, appreciate local insights, and want a relaxed, private walk with a knowledgeable guide. It’s especially good for history fans who enjoy a humorous twist or anyone curious about the more bizarre and amusing episodes in Edinburgh’s past.

While not explicitly marketed as family-friendly, older kids with an interest in stories and history might find this tour engaging. It’s also perfect for couples or small groups looking for a relaxed, immersive experience without the crowds.

Final Thoughts

This Curious Tales of the Royal Mile tour offers a rare glimpse into Edinburgh’s more eccentric side, making it a standout option for those who prefer stories over dry facts. The guide’s enthusiasm and the carefully curated anecdotes make it more than just a walk—it’s a storytelling journey that leaves you with a new appreciation for the city’s playful character.

If you’re after an experience that combines history, humor, and local color, this tour is likely to tick all your boxes. It’s especially suited for travelers who don’t mind paying a little extra for a more intimate, storytelling-focused adventure.

In short, Edinburgh’s stories are stranger and more amusing than fiction, and this tour captures that perfectly.

FAQ

How long is the tour?
It lasts approximately 4 to 5 hours, giving plenty of time to enjoy the stories and atmosphere along the Royal Mile.

What’s included in the price?
All guiding and commentary are included; it’s a private outdoor tour. Food and drinks are not included, but there’s an optional refreshment stop.

Is this a family-friendly tour?
While not specifically marketed for children, older kids interested in stories and history may enjoy it. The pace is relaxed, and the stories are engaging without being too graphic.

Can I cancel if my plans change?
Yes, free cancellation is available if you cancel at least 24 hours in advance. You’ll get a full refund.

Where does the tour start and end?
It begins just outside Castlehill and ends at Canongate Kirk, both conveniently located on the Royal Mile.

Is this tour suitable for people with mobility issues?
Since it’s a walking tour along cobbled streets and alleyways, it may be challenging for those with mobility concerns.

How many people will be in my group?
It’s a private tour, so only your group will participate, making for a more personalized experience.

What’s the cost per person?
About $130.75, which includes the guide’s time and storytelling.

Are pets allowed?
The tour does not specify restrictions, but given the outdoor nature, service animals are allowed.

Do I need to book in advance?
Yes, it’s recommended—on average, it’s booked 145 days ahead—so plan early to secure your spot.

If you’re after a lively, story-driven exploration of Edinburgh’s quirkiest tales, this private tour might be just what you’re looking for. It’s a chance to see the city through the lens of its more peculiar, amusing, and sometimes bizarre past—stories you’ll remember long after you’ve left the Royal Mile behind.