If you’re heading to Lanzarote and love a night full of humor, glamour, and a touch of theatricality, the Guapatini Drag Show at Guapatinis Show Bar comes highly recommended. While I haven’t personally been, the glowing reviews and detailed descriptions paint a picture of a lively, well-loved experience that’s perfect if you want something a little different from the usual night out.
What really stands out are the show’s affordability combined with high entertainment value — you get a night packed with singing, comedy, and glitter without breaking the bank. Also, the fact that it’s family-friendly (at least for kids over 14) makes it accessible to a broad range of visitors. On the flip side, the venue can get quite warm, so bringing a fan might be a smart move if you’re sensitive to heat.
This kind of experience suits those who enjoy musicals, theatre, and comedy — especially if you’re open to a cheeky but never crude show. It’s also a great choice for groups who want a relaxed yet lively night with plenty of laughs in a cozy setting.
Key Points
- High praise for talented performers and comedic timing
- Affordable ticket prices that offer good value for the entertainment provided
- A cabaret-style show with plenty of sparkle and musical highlights
- A warm venue where bringing a fan is recommended
- Audience engagement keeps the show lively and personal
- Suitability for those over 14, with a family-friendly, fun atmosphere
What Is the Guapatini Drag Show Experience?
This show, hosted at Guapatinis Show Bar in Puerto del Carmen, offers a three-hour evening of entertainment that combines glamour, humor, and live singing. The star of the show, Paul Burnham—aka The Contessa Guapatini—guides you through a night of performances that blend musical theatre with comedy that’s clever and cheeky, but never crude.
The setting is cabaret-style, meaning you can expect a cozy, intimate environment that makes it easy to feel part of the fun. Expect lots of sparkles, flamboyant costumes, and a cheerful atmosphere, which reviews describe as “a laugh from start to finish.”
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The Performance and Content
Performances feature show-stopping songs that will appeal to musical lovers and comedic bits that keep the audience entertained and engaged. Reviewers mention that the audience participation adds to the fun—after the show, Paul often stays around, chatting and taking photos, showing his genuine love for the craft and audience.
The tone is cheeky but not offensive, making it suitable for most visitors over 14 who enjoy lighthearted humor. This is a cabaret-style show that balances glamour and comedy seamlessly, making it a lively night out rather than a serious or overly theatrical performance.
What Can You Expect When You Attend?
Doors open at 8 pm, giving you time to settle in, grab a drink, and get comfortable before the show kicks off at around 9 pm. The show lasts until approximately 11:15 pm, with two 15-minute intervals to break up the performance and allow for mingling or a quick refreshment.
Seating tends to be intimate, so arriving early is wise to choose a good spot. As the venue is wheelchair accessible, it’s welcoming for guests with mobility needs. Note that smoking indoors is not permitted, which is pretty standard but worth remembering.
One thing to keep in mind is that the venue can get quite warm during the show. While the staff hope to upgrade their air conditioning in the future, currently, a handheld fan is recommended—especially if you’re sensitive to heat or plan to be there for the full three hours.
Costs and Booking
Tickets need to be purchased in advance, and it’s advisable to arrive at least 15 minutes before the start time for seating and drinks. The ticket prices are quite reasonable, and reviewers consistently say the show offers great value for money given the level of talent and entertainment.
Children over 14 can attend, and interestingly, kids under 14 drink for free, although ID may be required, so that’s a nice bonus if you’re traveling with teenagers.
More Great Tours NearbyThe Atmosphere and Audience Experience
One of the most liked aspects according to reviews is the friendly, lively atmosphere. Reviewers mention that it’s not only funny but also family-friendly in tone, with plenty of audience engagement. The small, intimate venue makes it feel like you’re part of the action, which adds to the overall charm.
Guests also appreciate the performer’s talent, with many describing Paul Burnham as “hilarious,” “absolutely amazing,” and “a master at what he does.” Several reviews emphasize the great singing and entertaining jokes that keep the mood light and joyful.
How Does It Compare to Other Experiences?
If you’re in Lanzarote and looking for other evening activities, this show stands out as one of the best value entertainment options. Its comedy and musical elements make it more engaging than a typical dinner or pub night.
Compared to other experiences like sunset cruises or winery visits, the Guapatini show provides a lively, interactive night that’s especially suited for those who enjoy theatrical performance and humor.
The show seems to attract a wide age range and is noted as family-friendly for older kids, offering a fun, relaxed environment that’s both amusing and a bit glamorous.
Final Thoughts: Who Is This Experience Right For?
If you’re someone who loves musicals, comedy, and live performances, then the Guapatini Drag Show will likely be a highlight of your Lanzarote trip. It’s especially good if you’re after something affordable yet high in entertainment value. The cozy setting, talented host, and friendly vibe make it a memorable night out.
While it’s not a full-scale drag or cabaret show in a large theatre, the intimate environment and lively performances make it feel special. It’s perfect for groups of friends, couples, or even solo travelers who want an evening full of laughs and sparkle.
However, if you’re sensitive to heat or prefer a more subdued, quieter night, keep in mind the venue can get warm, and it’s a lively, boisterous show. Also, those under 14 should probably look for other options, as the content is geared toward an older audience.
Guapatini Live at Guapatinis Show Bar
FAQ: Your Quick Guide to the Guapatini Show
Is the show suitable for children?
It’s generally suitable for guests over 14, and children under 14 can drink for free, but ID may be required. The humor is cheeky but not offensive, making it a fun family-friendly option for teens and older.
How long does the show last?
The performance runs for about 3 hours, starting around 9 pm, with two 15-minute intervals, ending around 11:15 pm.
Do I need to book in advance?
Yes, tickets must be purchased ahead of time. Doors open at 8 pm, so arriving early is recommended.
Is the venue accessible for wheelchairs?
Yes, the venue is wheelchair accessible, making it welcoming for guests with mobility needs.
Will it be too warm in the venue?
It can get quite warm during the performance, so bringing a handheld fan is a good idea, especially if you’re sensitive to heat.
What’s the dress code?
There’s no formal dress code, but dressing smart-casual or with a bit of sparkle adds to the fun atmosphere.
Are drinks available during the show?
Yes, drinks are available, and prices are considered reasonable, with large measures noted in reviews.
Can I meet the performer after the show?
Yes, Paul Burnham often stays around after the performance for photos and chatting, which many reviews highlight as a nice touch.
Is it good value for money?
Absolutely. Reviewers describe the show as “more than worth the price,” especially given the talented singing and comedy.
What should I bring?
A sense of humor, a fan if you tend to get warm, and maybe a camera for photos afterward. Arrive early to get a good spot and enjoy the atmosphere.
To sum it up, the Guapatini Live Show offers a great night out for those looking to enjoy musical comedy, sparkle, and lively entertainment in a cozy setting. It’s ideal for visitors wanting an affordable, fun, and engaging experience that’s perfect for making memories with friends or family. Just keep in mind the indoor warmth and arrive prepared—then settle in for a fun night that’s full of laughs and glamour.
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