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We Paris: A Private Seine River Cruise in the Heart of Paris

Thinking about a way to see Paris that’s a little different from the usual walking tour or crowded sightseeing bus? This private boat cruise from WeBoat promises a relaxed, intimate experience cruising along the Seine, with stunning views of some of Paris’s most famous landmarks. While it doesn’t come with a guide, it does come with a cozy vibe, some good drinks, and plenty of opportunities for photos and quiet reflection.

What we really like about this experience is how it blends a leisurely cruise with the chance to enjoy drinks like Champagne or wine—nothing fancy, but enough to elevate the moment. Plus, the route covers a handful of Paris’s iconic sights, from the Louvre to Notre Dame, with the Eiffel Tower popping up twice along the way. On the flip side, it’s worth noting that there’s no guided narration, which might be a strike against those wanting a more educational experience.

If you’re after a calm, private outing—especially with a small group—this could be a good fit. It’s ideal for couples, friends, or even small families who want to take in the sights at their own pace without a guide rushing them along. Just keep in mind that the experience is weather-dependent and doesn’t include guided commentary, so it’s best suited for those who appreciate a relaxed, scenic cruise over a guided tour.

Key Points

• Private Experience: Only your group participates, making it intimate and personalized.
• Iconic Views: You’ll pass by landmarks like Notre Dame, the Louvre, and the Eiffel Tower.
• Drinks Included: One bottle of Champagne or two bottles of wine, plus unlimited software.
• Duration: Around 1 hour and 30 minutes—perfectly timed for a relaxed outing.
• No Guide on Board: It’s a self-guided cruise, so you’re on your own to enjoy the sights.
• Weather-Dependent: The experience relies on good weather; cancellations for poor weather are possible.

The Experience in Detail

Starting Point and Overall Atmosphere

Your adventure begins at the Port du Louvre, a central spot easily accessible via public transportation. From there, you climb aboard your private boat, which comfortably fits up to six people. The boat itself is a cozy vessel equipped with Dolby surround music, so you can listen to some relaxing tunes while enjoying the sights and drinks.

This cruise isn’t about history lessons or guided commentary—it’s about unwinding and soaking in the views at your own pace. The boat’s soft music and the gentle motion of the water create a calming vibe, making it a nice escape from the busy streets of Paris.

The Route and Key Sights

The itinerary covers some of Paris’s most photographed landmarks. First, you’ll have two stops at the foot of the Eiffel Tower, where the views are nothing short of spectacular. Whether you’re snapping photos or just gazing in awe, the tower’s intricate iron lattice looks especially striking from the water.

Next, the cruise takes you through the fashion and design district, offering a different perspective on the city’s stylish side. Then, you’ll pass at the foot of Notre Dame de Paris, one of the most iconic cathedrals in the world. While the tour doesn’t include a guided explanation of the sights, you’ll have plenty of chances to appreciate these landmarks from a unique vantage point.

Following that, the boat glides past the Orsay Museum, housed in a grand Beaux-Arts railway station, giving you a sense of the city’s artistic history. Finally, the route concludes back at the starting point near the Louvre, wrapping up the scenic tour.

Drinks and onboard ambiance

One of the standout features of this cruise is the inclusion of one bottle of Champagne or two bottles of wine. You’re also given unlimited access to software, which might be a typo or meant to be unlimited enjoyment of music or drinks—most likely the latter. The drinks really add a touch of luxury to an otherwise simple cruise, making it feel special without being over-the-top.

The music, combined with the gentle motion of the boat, makes for a relaxing atmosphere perfect for chatting with friends or quietly reflecting on the views. It’s not a party cruise, but rather a calm, intimate experience.

The No-Guided Tour Aspect

A common critique—highlighted in some reviews—is that this isn’t a guided tour. As one reviewer bluntly put it, “Supposed to be a guided tour. The gentleman said hello and goodbye, nothing more, except asked if we wanted a glass of wine.” If you’re expecting detailed commentary about Paris’s history or landmarks, this cruise may not meet those expectations.

That said, if you prefer a quiet, scenic experience and enjoy self-guided sightseeing, this setup works well. The absence of a guide allows you to focus on the scenery or have private conversations without interruption.

The Value for the Price

At $841.25 for up to six people, this experience is on the pricier side for a 1.5-hour cruise. But when you consider the exclusivity of a private boat, the included drinks, and the prime location, it’s not a bad deal—especially if you’re celebrating something or simply want a private escape in Paris.

However, for solo travelers or those on a tighter budget, this might feel steep given there’s no guided commentary or additional included activities. It’s really about the experience of being on a private boat with a small group, enjoying the views and drinks.

Who Is This Tour Best For?

This cruise suits travelers who value a personalized, relaxed experience over guided narration. It’s perfect for small groups, couples, or friends wanting to celebrate or just unwind while taking in Paris’s most famous sights. If you’re comfortable going without a guide and prefer to enjoy the scenery in peace, you’ll appreciate this option.

It’s also a good pick if you love a good drink with your sightseeing—especially Champagne or wine—making it feel like a special occasion. Just keep in mind, if you’re looking for a detailed history of Paris’s landmarks, you’ll need to look elsewhere.

The Sum Up

This private Seine cruise offers a chic, low-key way to see some of Paris’s most beloved landmarks without the crowds or noise of larger tours. It’s a cozy experience with a romantic or laid-back vibe, amplified by the included drinks and the quiet beauty of the river.

It’s best suited for those who appreciate a private, unhurried perspective of the city and don’t mind the lack of guided commentary. The experience’s value hinges on your desire for intimacy and a relaxed pace—if that’s what you’re after, it might just become one of your favorite Paris memories.

For anyone who loves the idea of sipping wine or Champagne while drifting past the Eiffel Tower or Notre Dame, this cruise could be a lovely treat. Just be prepared for weather dependence and the absence of a guide—sometimes, the best views are simply enjoyed in silence.

FAQ

Is this tour private?
Yes, only your group will participate, making it a private experience.

What landmarks will I see?
You’ll see the Eiffel Tower (twice), Notre Dame Cathedral, the Musée d’Orsay, and the Louvre from the water.

Are drinks included?
Yes, you get one bottle of Champagne or two bottles of wine, plus unlimited software (likely music).

How long does the cruise last?
About 1 hour and 30 minutes, offering a relaxed pace to enjoy the sights.

Is there a guide on board?
No, this is a self-guided cruise. You won’t get commentary about the landmarks.

What’s the meeting point?
It starts at 1 Port du Louvre, which is centrally located and accessible by public transit.

What if the weather is bad?
The experience is weather-dependent. If canceled due to poor weather, you’ll be offered a different date or a full refund.

Can I bring service animals?
Yes, service animals are allowed.

Is this experience suitable for children?
While not specifically designed for kids, it’s a calm, scenic cruise, so children who are comfortable on boats will likely enjoy it.

If you’re after a laid-back, private way to see Paris with a glass of wine in hand, this cruise might just be worth the splurge. Just remember, no guided commentary means you’ll want to do a bit of your own sightseeing or research afterward to get the full story behind the sights.